Conspiracy theories are everywhere

The government is run by reptilian space aliens who are members of the Illuminati and ordered the JFK assassination, carried out by Lee Harvey Oswald, who was also an alien.

Laugh all you want, but this is a collection of many conspiracy theories people believe.

Conspiracy theories have been around for years, and they range from minor and not ridiculous to over-the-top unbelievable, such as the Illukinazi wanting to steal our light and the cheese wheels being the root of all evil.

I, for one, don’t know how people can believe that the moon is hollow and has a military base on the back, or how the Twin Towers never existed and that 9/11 footage is computer generated imagery created by the CIA. Yes, people believe that the CIA has better CGI technology than Hollywood.

Another conspiracy I can’t understand how people believe28 percent of Americans, to be exactNew World Order, a supposed totalitarian government, is going to be controlling the world. It just boggles my mind how people can think that the Illuminati exists and is trying to take over the world, when it disbanded over 200 years ago. It’s just plain stupid.

However, there are some believable conspiracy theories, though they may be a little far-fetched.

Like the theory that JFK was assassinated by the Mafia, who were hired by the CIA. The CIA had some friends in the organized crime area, and JFK cracked down on organized crime, which makes it somewhat believable. Not very, but more than most.

Though there may be a few believable theories thrown in, it doesn’t overshadow the fact that most conspiracy theories are absolutely, horrendously idiotic and absurd.

But after all, it may be true that aliens built the pyramids, and the Illukinazi are trying to steal our light, but always watch out for the cheese wheels.