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Into the abyss of the creative writing group

Sam Perry, Contributing Writer

May 20, 2014

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Right now, I am huddled around a computer with three other people. They are making Spongebob references, spitting out nonsensical ideas for this story, and making stupid puns about a certain team member’s last name. These...

Trading card gamers develop skills

Tate Banks, Web Editor-in-chief

May 13, 2014

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A dragon appears on a battlefield. Suddenly, a giant flaming demon attacks the dragon. But wait -- a spell kills the demon before it can hurt the dragon. Now, a pack of wolves joins the dragon, but it’s all over anyway. A giant...

Several facts about sleep

Natascha Mercadante, Sports Editor

May 1, 2014

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 1. Humans spend one third (25 years) of their life sleeping. 2. Sleeping less than seven hours each night reduces your life expectancy. 3. It’s impossible to sneeze while sleeping. 4. Most people can survive up to two months...

Clash of the Doctors

Bridget Tolle, Feature Editor

March 12, 2014

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  The 11th Doctor swung into his Time And Relative Dimension In Space (or T.A.R.D.I.S. for short). He had just finished visiting Amy and Rory’s home. “Where shall we go next?” he asked the T.A.R.D.I.S.  “Should ...

Famous child author’s life remembered

Aligory Pitzl, Feature Editor

March 10, 2014

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Dr. Seuss was a legend. He helped teach children to read, along with writing over 60 books, completely in his own method. Even 23 years after his death, he is still one of the most recognized and esteemed artists in history. Dr....

Children’s writer creates secret art collection

Skyler Baldwin, Co-Managing Editor

March 4, 2014

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Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, is world renowned for his work with children’s books and cartoony illustrations. His stories entertained me at a young age and continue to bring a smile to my face even now. However,...

Embracing the inner Yeti

Ali Pitzl, Feature Editor

February 4, 2014

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Church of the Subgenius is a life-changing monochromatic organism of divine ascent designed to let people do what they’ve always wanted to do: Slack off, quit their job and embrace their yeti descent. This is my religion. We...

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